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I don't post much on here now as most of my time is spent teaching other people to turn wood but I thought you lot might find this interesting. Woodturning has long been considered an "old men in sheds" type hobby / work / pastime, and generally, with the odd exception, that has proved to be...

I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish. "I wish to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish." "Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and...

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman...

Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this storeONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the...

A plant stand, or jardinière if you are posh, made for a future article in Woodturning magazine. It will be one of a pair. Made from reclaimed mahogany given to me by some men in sheds and finished with Osmo poly-x oil

My wife came in from shopping this morning and stated that just around the corner men are cutting down trees, wasting not a minute still in slippers off I wonder to be nosey so following the sound of a chainsaw and even worse a chipper. Well on arrival two men cutting down an ash tree a quick...

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from The National Statistics Office and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealed that: North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on...

Festival of Remembrance - Royal Albert Hall - 12th November 2016 Jeremy Corbyn Is that dreadful man pathologically incapable of buttoning his collar to at least give the illusion that he has the tiniest bit of respect for the countless men and women, past and present, who have fallen or serve to...