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  1. Dalboy

    Painting the road lines

    The foreman of an Irish road crew employed Paddy to Paint the White Lines line down the middle of the road. He told Paddy that he should Paint two miles of road in a day’s work. After the first day, the foreman was pleased to find that he'd Painted FOUR Miles of Road instead of the Two...
  2. Pierre

    Paddy (again)

    Paddy's struggling down the road with a wardrobe. His friend sees him and says "Hey Paddy, why don't ya get Mick to help you? Paddy says, "He's inside carrying the clothes"
  3. bassethound

    Paddy!

    An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. 'Thirty euros,' she whispers. Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only thirty euros. So they hid in the bushes and are going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a...
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