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  1. Pierre

    Cheap flights

    My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.I explained to her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you" she said, and then she got all excited, quickly undressed and We had the most amazing sex ever...... Which is odd, because she's never shown any interest in Darts before.
  2. Pierre

    sex!!

    The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: 'There's a car...
  3. Steve68

    A few shorties...

    I asked my Mrs to sexually pleasure me with her keyring but she keeps fobbing me off. A woman asked me for sex today. Unfortunately I had to disappoint her.....we had sex. I attended a positive thinking course. It was sh*t. Apparently there was a documentary on TV last night about the...
  4. Skil Phil

    Senior Males

    The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from The National Statistics Office and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealed that: North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on...
  5. Dalboy

    Insurance

    Sex insurance do you have it
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