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Steve68

Steve68

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First Name
Steven
I asked my Mrs to sexually pleasure me with her keyring but she keeps fobbing me off.

A woman asked me for sex today. Unfortunately I had to disappoint her.....we had sex.

I attended a positive thinking course. It was sh*t.

Apparently there was a documentary on TV last night about the female G spot. I couldn't find it.

My grief counsellor died today. He was so good I didn't give a sh*t.

I thought PPI was something you got at the swimming pool if you didn't wear goggles.

My mate got a penis extension. Now his house looks stupid.
 
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