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A short guide to comparative religions (may offend some)

rayf6604

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TAOISM - Shit happens.
BUDDHISM - If shit happens, its not really shit.
ISLAM - If shit happens, its the will of Allah.
PROTESTANTISM - Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
JUDAISM - Why does this shit always happen to us?
HINDUISM - This shit happened before.
CATHOLICISM - Shit happens because you're bad.
HARE KRISHNA -Shit happens rama rama.
T.V EVANGELISM - Send more shit.
ATHEISM - No shit.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - Knock knock, shit happens.
HEDONISM - There's nothing like a good shit happening.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE - Shit happens in your mind.
AGNOSTICISM - Maybe shit happens, may it doesn't.
EXISTENTIALISM - What is shit anyways?
STOICISM - This shit doesn't bother me.
RASTAFARIANISM - Let's smoke this shit.
 


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