Just got back from visiting a very nice man. Had a great chin-wag and came away with a stack of corian. Cheers Woody, you're a gent.
He's not just a pretty face.
So there is some hope for this old codger then? Too late for the nice man bit, sex god perhaps?
No I'm a sex god as well :
That is child abuse, going to have to have a word with my social worker now it's damaged my mind and it is tattooed on my brain.