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An Australian Love Poem.

ray7

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An Australian Love Poem.

Who said Australians weren't romantic?


Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word


So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
Yurs just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footballs'on
And fetch another beer.

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paulm

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Oh! a beautiful poem, nearly brought tears to my eyes. I'm just an old Roman tick

Another lovely conversation between Bruce and Sheila...

"Bruce, Bruce... I'm pregnant and if you don't marry me I'm gonna commit suicide"
"Sheila... not only are you a good shag but a good sport too!"
 


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