An Ode to Woodys Polymer Clay

[Vic Perrin]

Our Woody's had an awful day with his first attempt at Polymer Clay

He sat there waiting feeling proud when Violet shouted out quite loud

Get in here and make it quick the smell from our oven is making me sick

Woody threw his arms up in despair the smoke was depleting all the air

He dropped in sorrow to his knees I've chuffed it up with the wrong degrees

Sorry Mate couldn't resist

Vic

 

[Dalboy]

 

[bassethound]

 

[Woody]

Love it Vic you should get an award for that one

 

[Jim]

I will drop the Tommy Cooper comment and replace it with Pam Aryes ..

Loved it Vic ..

 

[kjmc1957]

2nd verse....

But to be fair they didn't crack all they did was turn jet black
it's just a bit of polymer clay, plenty left for another day
Woody's wise and very sage, but not with the temps of the modern age
Lets start again when Vi's a bed, but best keep mum as Woody said
Is there I ask, a moral here, nope just Woody and that bloody beer.

my effort .

 

[Jim]

lol, see what you caused Woody ..

 

[Bill Mooney]

You can tell everybody's sorry about what happened Woody. Vic & Kevin summed it up just right.

 

[chas_41_uk]

Brilliant guys (Vic & Kevin), just brilliant

 

[Grump]

 

[paulm]

Third Verse...

Woody sat Chatting to Vi
Holding Smiths and a large pork pie
Waiting for the clay to cook the temperatures he mistook
the bloody things came out all charred and burned
from the oven Woody is barred he learned.

 

[Vic Perrin]

Woodys second attempt should turn out much better, with Violet in bed he wouldn't upset her

Into the oven went Woody's new clay, the temperature set this time the right way

He sat and he waited for the oven to ping but 30 mins later he ain't heard a thing

Oh Woody my friend just look what you've done the oven won't get hot unless it's turned on


Vic

 

[Woody]

I now have three ready to turn but Im not happy with them I will show then when I have made the pens up

 

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[paulm]

Moulding the clay filled woody's day
shaping and making shapes not pens was play
Worried about the temperature scale
Vi held scissors about his male.
Into the oven, pens to test
What comes out we can only guess

 

[Buckeye]

Don't give up your day job Paul

Peter

 

[Woody]

Moulding the clay filled woody's day
shaping and making shapes not pens was play
Worried about the temperature scale
Vi held scissors about his male.
Into the oven, pens to test
What comes out we can only guess

Crap

 

[Vic Perrin]

I will drop the Tommy Cooper comment and replace it with Pam Aryes ..

Loved it Vic ..

Jim what about Pam Cooper! You cover both angles then !

Vic

 

[Woody]

Sod this fore a game Violet said now I have learned about the temperature control's on the cooker I can cook the bloody dinner today so I put the spuds in the kettle to boil and wrapped the joint in cling film before putting it in the oven strange though the handle melted on the saucepan made a right mess of the oven and it stunk worst than polymer clay mixed the gravy with my paint stirring attachment on the drill we now have a lovely newly decorated kitchen wimin are so ungrateful I done my best now I'm bared from the kitchen so I said how can I finish my polymer pens well would you believe it the air just turned blue and I haven't got a clue why oh well back to the workshop not a lot of room out there now wot wiv the bed an suit cases
And its all Vic's bloody fault making bloody polymer pens he will be putting music to his Obe next bet it don't make the top ten sod off I'm fed up cold lonely sad and bloody hungry

 

[PhillH]

I now have three ready to turn but Im not happy with them I will show then when I have made the pens up

Good on ya for keeping with it Your Grace.

Looking forward to seeing the end result.