They would if you went in dressed like your avatar Bob. 
I've got loads of nail varnish, just nick it off my daughter (the pound shop is a good place to buy btw). Used to buy it for the heads of fishing flies and have tried it to fill holes in pen blanks but it chips out.
A question for Jim (qquake2k), is it ok to mix acrylic paint with epoxy? seems a bit iffy to me. 