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Cant work in me workshop
billyb_imp
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I should think you will have a few volunteers to join you Woody 
Let us know when its full of Sam Smiths cask bitter
Penpal
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Definitely a wading pool Woody.
Peter.
Peter.
Terry Q
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Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.
The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned."
She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?"
"I don't think so," said the foreman: "He got out three times to go to the men's room."
The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned."
She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?"
"I don't think so," said the foreman: "He got out three times to go to the men's room."
Terry Q
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Scientists recently discovered that beer contains small traces of female hormones. This was proven by giving 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that an astonishing percentage, 100%, started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
Just remember, you can't pee in it.
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That would be a blackfella's dream.
chas_41_uk
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That don't look like smiffy's Woody 
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That on a 45°C day :blah1: I like my beer cold.:pint:
Looks a bit too light in Colour to be Smiffys Woody
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Looks a bit too light in Colour to be Smiffys Woody
Probably been recycled.:blah1:
Scots Bill
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Good one Terry
Scots Bill
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Don't forget, peein in the pool aint allowed. You will be doing the crawl when yo get OUT of that pool mate.