I am probably and unnecessarily going into one, as I do when I have a belly full of beer.
Look around and don't look far to see the charity's and fundraisers who can afford to advertise on TV, have 7 or more phone lines with publicity offices and press offices etc.
The ones that have huge premises, money in the bank, company cars / houses and you have the very word your looking for "company".
Just to pluck one from the many, take Cancer research for instance they are not interested in finding a cure for cancer in the least.
They are interested in taking your money to keep people employed, they spend more on running as a business than they give to any research.
Research is undertaken by the conglomerate laboratories who will then sell the end product, once again only doing it for capital gain, they are not interested in people they are a business the same as any other.
Then take a look at local fundraisers, those who help real people by doing no more than giving their time and effort for no personal gain, people like our Bill who does his thing for a blind peoples workshop.
We have a thing in my local boozer, anonymous donations for a nominated cause and sometimes the benefactor has to keep their mouth shut or lose out.
To give an instance: A lovely lady nursing a dying hubby wanted a wheelchair, one with big wheels so he could pull himself around the house and make himself a coffee.
The Macmillan nurse told her she could get a grant of £70 to help with costs of hire, then told her it would take some 6 to 10 weeks for grant to be payable.
Hubby don't got 6 weeks to live init?
Local community centre has big wheeled wheelchair for hire £150 deposit and £20 per week hire, she don't got no money as he was breadwinner and all savings spent living while he ill.
Pub club hear about this and jump in, pay off her mortgage arrears procure big wheeled chair, get a few bits and pieces to assist her caring for hubby and fill the cupboards up with grub.
When grant came through her benefits were stopped and she ended up in court facing unearned income charges and charged with benefit fraud.
Sometimes you can't do right for dong wrong init?
Many years ago when I were a young greaser a member of our chapter had a near fatal accident and spent a lot of time in Mount Vernon Hospital.
He made a great recovery and rode a specially adapted bike which he could control with one hand and foot.
So grateful was he to the hospital, he did a sponsored ride to raise funds for them, he did get nearly almost exactly precisely around about the sum of a grand total of nearly £1000.
A huge achievement in those days from a load of hard up kids, wouldn't it be great if we could get (dirty words now) Jimmy Saville to come and collect the cheque on behalf of his favourite charity.
That would give the people who put in something to remember.
Guess who got the job of getting the dirty scumbag to come get the money?
I received a letter saying that he would be pleased to accept the cheque on behalf of Mount Vernon, his fee would be £1200 for his appearance.
Ever had to face 200 greasers and 60 Hells angles and tell them their idol is nowt but a scheming conning robbing bastard and has let them down and won't be coming to see them as they had planned.
I kinda went off him while reading that letter init?
Anyway the point of all this is, the moral of the story, look before you have a stitch in time init?