Clear instructions from China

[Lons]

Hope you're reading this Phil so you can pick up some marketing tips.

Had a tyre gauge delivered today as my good one doesn't go to the 5.5mb I need for motorhome, it's good job instructions for use aren't needed.

I have a mental picture of the marketing dept of the manufacturer (AKA the canteen), Boss says in Chinese of course "anyone speak English" and a hand goes up from the new kid in the corner wanting to impress, "translate this then". When finished he says "bloody good job Chung, you sure you Chinese not English?"

I've highlighted the operation steps bit, presumably you "cover mouth" so no one can see you laughing.

 

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Whats wrong with that? Perfect chinglish. .

 

[Phil Dart]

Onry sright plobrem with sperring tire. You comprain too much.

 

[Dalboy]

The wife says I am full of air as it is without putting a gauge on my lips

 

[Lons]

The wife says I am full of air as it is without putting a gauge on my lips

Gas Derek gas, the question of which lips I leave to you.

 

[Lons]

You comprain too much.

When were you speaking to my wife?

 

[irtuk]

That's brilliant!

Thank god it's not a defibrillator, or air traffic control..

 

[Dalboy]

Gas Derek gas, the question of which lips I leave to you.

That as well as the hot air

 

[Penpal]

A new approach to concentration and relaxation,hard to find sympathy reading insulting sales descriptions.

Peter.