Well what a lot I have missed whilst away overnight in my comfortable hotel with first class food, competent yet unobtrusive staff and stunning views over the Clyde.
Apologies for that, no offence intended.
You are staying in the wrong hotels mate. The one I stayed at last night was the same on that Paul Hollwood used and where the Hairy Bikers stayed a couple of years ago when they were doing the Good Food Show. I don't think you would find any of them eating fluorescent goo.
I accept that as a perfectly valid reason for you to continue caravanning, please stay away from my hotel. 
I agree, as ever we can disagree and take the pi$$ without acrimony. 
I agree with that too. Time to bring in a driving test for the over seventies? or even the over sixties. I would happily take it.
Yep, another of my pet hates.
