James Bond was sat in a bar, drinking his usual Vodka Martini, Shaken Not Stirred.
He spies a beautiful blonde, and beckons her over to his table. He shows her the latest gadget that Q has given him: a wristwatch that is connected to his brain that allows him to read people's minds.
She says: "Go on then: what am I thinking?"
He says: "Well, my wristwatch is telling me that you're not wearing any knickers!"
She says: "I can tell you that it's wrong. I am wearing knickers!"
He says: "The bloody thing must be an hour fast!"
He spies a beautiful blonde, and beckons her over to his table. He shows her the latest gadget that Q has given him: a wristwatch that is connected to his brain that allows him to read people's minds.
She says: "Go on then: what am I thinking?"
He says: "Well, my wristwatch is telling me that you're not wearing any knickers!"
She says: "I can tell you that it's wrong. I am wearing knickers!"
He says: "The bloody thing must be an hour fast!"
