WOW...
know how Terry feels now when plonker moment is under threat..
We tend to use milk anyway..
Speak for yourself, good staple diet is cornflakes, with milk of course..
Don't be concerned Les, I think some is lost in the British sense of humour and wit.
I agree that your workmanship is great but it's not my bag either, having said that I did a panache pen once and I nearly used that for an axial stand for a large truck, (big rig)