My Resimay

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My Resimay

To hoom it mae consern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picktere of me.






Employer's response:
It's OK honey, we've got spellcheck.

See you Monday.

 

[chas_41_uk]

 

[Terry]

When I was reading it Grumps immediately came to mind but when I saw the photo I thought noway !!!! LOL

 

[ray7]

 

[Grump]

When I was reading it Grumps immediately came to mind but when I saw the photo I thought noway !!!! LOL

I amm really upseated that ewe cud fink off me in that weigh Yung Terence.
I wud yuse a spelll chequer too init?

 

[paulm]

Yup there are cases where you've got to look beyond he cv

 

[Jim]

Love It!!

Did the boss also say, "With back pay"