My vaccine does not work for this one.
The NILE Virus, type C
We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is here already. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.
Symptoms: Causes you to:
1. send the same message twice.
2. send a blank message.
3. send a message to the wrong person.
4. send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. forget to attach the attachment.
6. hit SEND before you've finished.
7. hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. hit SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the C-NILE virus!
And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus
The NILE Virus, type C
We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is here already. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.
Symptoms: Causes you to:
1. send the same message twice.
2. send a blank message.
3. send a message to the wrong person.
4. send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. forget to attach the attachment.
6. hit SEND before you've finished.
7. hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. hit SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the C-NILE virus!
And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus
