Pierre
Fellow
Some people are so thick!!! I was just at the Asda petrol garage and two cops are sat staring at a woman who was pumping petrol and smoking at the same time. Like really, wtf! I'm thinking they are gonna nick her in a minute!! Proper dangerous and plod are just sitting there. I go into the shop and just as I was about to leave, I hear someone screaming "look outside" the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was running around like a nutter waving her arm around and just going nuts. Everyone runs out the shop. One copper is trying to pat her out and the other one sprayed her with an extinguisher. Then proceed to nick her!!! Handcuffs the lot! I couldn't help myself and asked em why the hell they were nicking her. wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? I swear to god the copper looked me dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm"