That's great Ed, you've finally cleared up something for me 
So Santa is the big guy with a grey beard in a red suite who sits in a grotto.
Whilst father Christmas is a foul mouthed drunk who as a kid I remember being woken up by as he struggled, banging & crashing upstairs whilst I pretended to be asleep so he could place my presents at the end of my bed.
This place is a font of knowledge.


