Borrowed this off a friend.
Smart Woman
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my
wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house,
a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10- inch black and
white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23 - year - old
girl.
Now I have a £500,000.00 home, a £ 35,000.00 car, a nice big
bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63 - year - old
woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 23 - year - old girl and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 - inch black and white
TV.
Aren't older women great ? They really know how to solve an
old guy's problems.
Smart Woman
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my
wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house,
a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10- inch black and
white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23 - year - old
girl.
Now I have a £500,000.00 home, a £ 35,000.00 car, a nice big
bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63 - year - old
woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of
things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 23 - year - old girl and she would make sure that I
would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 - inch black and white
TV.
Aren't older women great ? They really know how to solve an
old guy's problems.
