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Story with a moral

Terry Q

Terry Q

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Every week Simon entered the state’s lottery hoping to win. He never did. Finally, he prayed vigorously, and hoping for God's message, he walked around the state fairgrounds.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Suzie's stall. She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see “7" written on both her bums.

He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again...Sad!

The winning number was 707.

Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of arseholes in your life.
 
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