Hi guys, sorry for the delay in returning to you all. I have had to reorganise my life after a disc in my back decided it wanted to protrude onto the nerve at L4/L5. I am heading to Brissie in two weeks for the required opp.
Thanks for all your warm and welcome replies.
Why I hate everything Metric

Australia took up the metric system in the early '70's when I was building my house. There had been lots of yabber on TV about how good it would be and how easy it would make teaching maths as everything is based on the unit 10. Yeah, right! The Australian public were told that metric would simply “slip” into our culture like cream does into coffee. Another big lie!
The system arrived on a Monday morning, all gentle and quiet like. I had taken the trailer to my favorite hardware store to buy some fibro sheets. These were to line the walls for the two new rooms that I had just finished building all the framework for and all that I needed was now the fibro sheets. To my shocked horror, all the imperial sheets had been destroyed and dumped. The only material available was now “metricated”. These new sheets didn't fit any of the framework I had so carefully constructed and now the framework was useless. I also wanted to buy about 650 masonry blocks to finish the construction of the new room I had started. All the Imperial blocks had been destroyed so now I had to “marry” in the new size blocks. To say that I was unhappy was an understatement but it all grew worse and worse.

Industry was thrown into a turmoil, every metal working machine was now useless. Metric micrometers were now the “go”. All the dials and gearing on the lathes, milling machines and every other machine was now as useless as teats on a bull. All these machines had to disappear and they did. The national expense of converting, literally brought Australia to its knees. This was hushed up by the media.

It was impossible to toss out all the Imperial nut and bolts. The reason given was that all our military equipment came from the US and the US was an Imperial country. We therefore had to keep the Imperial nut and bolts. We still have all our “old” nuts and bolts with a few modifications. BA, BSW, BSF are now obsolete. BSP is still here and will be kept.
The general sizes of BSW, BSF bolts and screws were swapped for the nearest metic equivalent and supplied in “coarse and fine” threads. No other thread pitches were available and for the most part, still aren't. Some metric bolts are available with a choice of 4 and more pitches. Really? Well try and buy them, (in Australia!) It was ever so easy to screwcut an Imperial thread on a lathe. Not anymore! It's not easy to cut a metric thread on a metric lathe either. Everything I design to be made at home is drawn up on my CAD program in inches, very little is drawn in metric. Everything that I make on my lathe is made to fit my Imperial Micrometers.
Acme threads are wonderful if you know how to use them. The smallest bolt I made was a screwed shaft that adjusted the valve gear for my loco. The screwthread was 2 inches long and 1/4” in dia. The thread form was Acme and Left Handed. I had to screwcut the shaft and then cut the nut to fit the shaft. The nut was 1/2” long. It was great fun to make and it had absolute zero play. I taught some adult trainees who were under my wing at the BP refinery in the US. I had them screwcut a two start LH Stub Acme thread on a stainless steel shaft as part of a garlic press. They then had to screwcut the nut, also in stainless steel.
A two or three start Acme thread would be the perfect thing for making a pen as you fellas have already described. A tap and die for this thread would never be bought in Australia as a standard item. Buying any “abnormal” tools is a pain in the butt here, it's much worse in the cities outside the capitals of each State.
As for “metric” maths, forget it. No kid at school can recite the 11 or 12 times table anymore but why should they? They should be able to do it as it keeps their brain active. Any idiot can add zero's to multiply metric numbers but do they really know what the numbers mean?
For example, a dam released a volume of water that destroyed an entire town a few years ago. The volume was stated as something million gigaliters which has absolutely no meaning whatsoever. It was once stated as Acre feet. My property is 26 acres and an acre foot is very easy to vizualize as a volume. Now things have grown into ergs, pascals, newtons, millimeters, centimeters, decameters, antmeters, catmeters and a lot of other stupid rubbish that no-one can understand. Give me Imperial inches and pounds any day. There was nothing wrong with the way it was done before. I was an engineering technician at a university for 14 years. How do I know metric is a load of rubbish? I used to teach it!
Postscript
Yes, I know that one must never make a stainless bolt and a stainless nut from the same grade of SS. I chose this material to graphicly show my trainees why it's just not done. The SS was also chosen to show them the problems assocciated with machining this weird stuff. SS is actually quite soft but it's also quite tough as they found out.
Cheers,
and thanks for reading this complaing dribble
Joe