bassethound
Executive Member
This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 p.m. after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f*cking mess, and the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f*cking pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*ck did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
![Funny :funny: :funny:](http://www.penturners.co.uk/images/smilies/18/funny.gif)
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is a f*cking mess, and the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f*cking pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*ck did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
![Funny :funny: :funny:](http://www.penturners.co.uk/images/smilies/18/funny.gif)