Pierre
Fellow
We put the hospital in hospitality.
We beat our passengers, not the competition.
We have an offer you can’t refuse. No, really.
Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.
Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating.
And you thought legroom was an issue.
Proudly offering Admiral’s Club, Captain’s Club, and Fight Club.
If our staff need a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet.
Good news: We’re serving free meals again. Bad news: It’s a knuckle sandwich.
We treat you like we treat your luggage.
Fight or flight.
You may have patients, but we don’t have patience.
We have red-eye and black-eye flights available.
We’ll even hit a guy with glasses.
Now serving free punch.
We beat our passengers, not the competition.
We have an offer you can’t refuse. No, really.
Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.
Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating.
And you thought legroom was an issue.
Proudly offering Admiral’s Club, Captain’s Club, and Fight Club.
If our staff need a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet.
Good news: We’re serving free meals again. Bad news: It’s a knuckle sandwich.
We treat you like we treat your luggage.
Fight or flight.
You may have patients, but we don’t have patience.
We have red-eye and black-eye flights available.
We’ll even hit a guy with glasses.
Now serving free punch.