So... to sum up, you sold a pen without any innards?????? Like buying a car without and engine, a computer without a hard drive. a spaceship without an astronaut, a house without a front door... You're a con man mr Neil... you should be ashamed of yourself... and it looks like there were no other parts either... Wheres the bloody cap and body????? BAAAD MAN!!!!!!

To be fair though, he obviously has never seen a fountain pen before.