You know you are a turnner when?

[Sgreen]

I went to a bonfire the other night and came back with a mahogany chair which I saved from the fire. I did my best sneaking but everyone saw me because the guy was sitting on it.

What's your best You know when moment?

Moderators, sorry if not allowed.

 

[Freck Fraser]

Haha, brilliant.

 

[Penpal]

Its the season for unseating people Simon you have support.

Peter.

 

[Phil Dart]

Moderators, sorry if not allowed.

Fear not - it's allowed. I wish there were more posts like this. It's good to chat.

 

[Phil Dart]

.....when you can do it a variable speeds? That's not what you meant is it!!

 

[Phil Dart]

.....when you can do it in reverse? No, no, forget i said that.

 

[Sgreen]

.....when you can do it a variable speeds? That's not what you meant is it!!

When you use lots of different tools.

 

[Sgreen]

When you need a rest... or is that just when your old

 

[bluntchisel]

Well, Simon, you've f-cked up badly, my friend. Now I know who I'm looking for!

See, I was the guy sitting on that chair, who didn't take kindly to suddenly being dumped on his arse on the, cold, wet ground. So, as I write this, there's a car full of hoods heading up to Sheffield. One of them has a pyrography machine. He's done some wonderful tattoos on people he's taken a dislike to and...Anyway, don't answer the door, okay?

Bob.

 

[Phil Dart]

Tell them to be nice to the door Bob - it might be solid wood

 

[Sgreen]

Well, Simon, you've f-cked up badly, my friend. Now I know who I'm looking for!

See, I was the guy sitting on that chair, who didn't take kindly to suddenly being dumped on his arse on the, cold, wet ground. So, as I write this, there's a car full of hoods heading up to Sheffield. One of them has a pyrography machine. He's done some wonderful tattoos on people he's taken a dislike to and...Anyway, don't answer the door, okay?

Bob.

I will put the kettle on and have the baseball bat ready. (err if I haven't already turned it)

 

[Penpal]

I will put the kettle on and have the baseball bat ready. (err if I haven't already turned it)

Just trying to get a handle on that.

Peter

 

[wm460]

See, I was the guy sitting on that chair,

Bob.

You bloody lucky he didn't take you home and wack you on the lathe.

 

[Winemaker]

 

[Bill Mooney]