A Visit To The Doctor.

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Ed went to see the Doctor. The Doctor asked what was wrong.
"Don't laugh!" said the patient Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient".
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied

 

[bassethound]

That just made me spill my Tea! thanks a lot mate..

 

[Kardav]

Yep, the old one's are the best.

 

[ray7]

 

[paulm]

 

[Themackay]

 

[Buckeye]

 

[Vic Perrin]

 

[rowdyyates115]

 

[Terry Q]

 

[chas_41_uk]

 

[edlea]

 

[Bill Mooney]

 

[GeordieB]

 

[Lons]

just as funny no matter how many times you read it. This one's older than me.