> Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker
> It was just After Eight.
> They got off at Quality Street.
> He asked her name ?
> Polo, I'm the one with the hole she said with a Whisper.
> I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts, he replied.
>
> He touched her Cream Eggs which was a Kinder Surprise for her,
> Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers which made her Ripple.
> He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
> Soon they were Heart Throbs.
> It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
>
> But three days later his Sherbet Dib Dab started to itch ......
> turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts !
>
> It was just After Eight.
> They got off at Quality Street.
> He asked her name ?
> Polo, I'm the one with the hole she said with a Whisper.
> I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts, he replied.
>
> He touched her Cream Eggs which was a Kinder Surprise for her,
> Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers which made her Ripple.
> He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
> Soon they were Heart Throbs.
> It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
>
> But three days later his Sherbet Dib Dab started to itch ......
> turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts !
>