bassethound
Executive Member
One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a motorbike pulled up
beside him.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get on the back", said the male
rider.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the rider?
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY bucks, eh"? quizzed the rider, still
rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting on that ******* bike!" answered the boy.
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies", the
rider offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you onto the bike"? asked the rider with a long
sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the heap of shit Harley - you live with it!"
beside him.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get on the back", said the male
rider.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the rider?
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY bucks, eh"? quizzed the rider, still
rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting on that ******* bike!" answered the boy.
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies", the
rider offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you onto the bike"? asked the rider with a long
sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the heap of shit Harley - you live with it!"