Pope Neil does have a certain ring to it
I have a microwave in the workshop specifically for drying wood.
After Neil's post, I have come to the conclusion it must be a portal to the kingdom of the water stealing elves, because I have successfully dried blanks in it for quit a while now

A lot of people do get it wrong, and you end up with what Neil says, a blank, dry on the outside, but sopping in the middle.
You can also overdo it and cook the wood, this leads to cell wall collapse, and bits can fly of while turning with a Gatlin gun effect.
The one thing you do need for microwave drying, is the one thing you are trying to avoid, Patience!
I most recently did a load of pen blanks, these are the easiest to do, some of which I gave to Neil.
Olive, Burr Sycamore, Burr Oak and Spalted Elm mix.
850w microwave.
Fill the plate with blanks, but not touching each other.
Microwave on full power for 30 seconds, take them out, mop out the microwave, put the blanks on a tea towel or kitchen towel and leave them till the next day.
Keep doing this for 3 or 4 days.
You can monitor progress by recording the weight loss (when Cold), or with pen blanks I use a probe type moisture meter, the probes easily reach the centre of a 1" blank, I usually put a couple of sacrificial boring bits of the same wood in, to monitor.
After 4 days the Spalted Elm had a moisture content of 14%, so did the burr Sycamore, so they were put in the useable box.
After 6 days, the Olive was reading 18%, and the Oak was reading 22%.
After 8 days the Oak came in at 18%, so the Elves were still at work!
Bowl blanks are more difficult, but there is an easy way.
In Phil's case I would make a note of the weight, then do 1 minute on full power for the first day, to drive out excess moisture.
30 seconds every day therein, weighing each time before microwaving.
When you get to the point that the weight does not change, the blank is dry, in fact too dry.
Put it to one side for a couple of weeks, and it will come up to equilibrium.