The lawyer says: “I have some good news and some bad news”
The Company CEO replies: “I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested £20,000 in five pictures that are now worth a minimum of £2 million”
The CEO replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed ! You’ve made my day; now what is the bad news?”
The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary”
The Company CEO replies: “I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested £20,000 in five pictures that are now worth a minimum of £2 million”
The CEO replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed ! You’ve made my day; now what is the bad news?”
The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary”