wm460
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- Mark
Very funny Mark, right up my street.
In a former life, when out with the lads, when asked we used to say we were seal clubbers. The first reaction was always 'You B4stards' but gradually the ladies would always come around and understand when we said 'Someone has to do it'. Increasing the stakes we would later say we're out celebrating someones golden bat award... 100 mother and babies at the same time and for some reason they would always start to understand. To increase the stakes later we would say that our next job was a koala cull which when we explained they needed controlling, they would again understand and start agreeing. Lovely ladies and always back to the ship on time
If you asked kids in school nowadays half of them would say Tesco, Morrisons etcSo were do they think sausages come from