Yes testicles it's a perfectly legitimate word so why am I talking about them here?
Simples init? I would rather try and laugh about my experience than get serious and start worrying.
My Drain watches all manner of crap on the telly but one program I took notice of was a doctor thing where they showed how to self examine your balls.
The advise was to check regularly and at the first sign of any change report it to your GP.
I liked the idea of this and thought I would follow this advise so I check regularly every ten minutes or so is often enough I think.
About 3 weeks ago I noticed a change and thought I had better keep an on this so I checked more often than usual.
Last night that change had begun to form a definite lump.
I promptly scared the living daylights out of myself by reading about testicular cancer on the interweb init?
Not getting a wink of sleep for fear of what might be happening to me, I phone the surgery this moaning and got an 08.30 appointment.
My doctor has retired at long last good luck to him he was a straight talking guy with a good sense of humour and I got on well with him.
When I got called to go in I went straight to his room, only to find he has been replaced with a woman.
Not just a woman but a pretty young thing of about 30ish.
I told her of my worries and she asked if I would prefer a man to examine me.
No I said I want a doctor to examine me, as you are now my doctor cop an eyeful of this lot init?
Unfortunately she has no sense of humour and pointed to the examination table / bed thing were I laid down.
She pulled her rubber gloves on and duly set about grabbing my nuts, after a few moments she said I think I can feel something but it's tiny.
You keep fondling around there sweetheart it'll soon get bigger, I said.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned init?
The serious face balled out if you want this examination to continue lay still and shut up.
Well I said all the advise is to catch it early init. this is 3 weeks old is that late enough or do you want me to wait until it spreads further or maybe till I am bloody dead.
Just do your job woman I shan't bother you any more.
To sum up yes she agreed I have a lump on my left bollock and should be refereed quickly to radiography.
All my life I was fit as butchers dog, Doctors were something other people used to talk about, I never saw one.
Since I turned 55 I am falling to bits, the last few years have been disastrous init?
There ya go another entry in the open book of the Grump diary of woe.
Simples init? I would rather try and laugh about my experience than get serious and start worrying.
My Drain watches all manner of crap on the telly but one program I took notice of was a doctor thing where they showed how to self examine your balls.
The advise was to check regularly and at the first sign of any change report it to your GP.
I liked the idea of this and thought I would follow this advise so I check regularly every ten minutes or so is often enough I think.
About 3 weeks ago I noticed a change and thought I had better keep an on this so I checked more often than usual.
Last night that change had begun to form a definite lump.
I promptly scared the living daylights out of myself by reading about testicular cancer on the interweb init?
Not getting a wink of sleep for fear of what might be happening to me, I phone the surgery this moaning and got an 08.30 appointment.
My doctor has retired at long last good luck to him he was a straight talking guy with a good sense of humour and I got on well with him.
When I got called to go in I went straight to his room, only to find he has been replaced with a woman.
Not just a woman but a pretty young thing of about 30ish.
I told her of my worries and she asked if I would prefer a man to examine me.
No I said I want a doctor to examine me, as you are now my doctor cop an eyeful of this lot init?
Unfortunately she has no sense of humour and pointed to the examination table / bed thing were I laid down.
She pulled her rubber gloves on and duly set about grabbing my nuts, after a few moments she said I think I can feel something but it's tiny.
You keep fondling around there sweetheart it'll soon get bigger, I said.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned init?
The serious face balled out if you want this examination to continue lay still and shut up.
Well I said all the advise is to catch it early init. this is 3 weeks old is that late enough or do you want me to wait until it spreads further or maybe till I am bloody dead.
Just do your job woman I shan't bother you any more.
To sum up yes she agreed I have a lump on my left bollock and should be refereed quickly to radiography.
All my life I was fit as butchers dog, Doctors were something other people used to talk about, I never saw one.
Since I turned 55 I am falling to bits, the last few years have been disastrous init?
There ya go another entry in the open book of the Grump diary of woe.