Turd?

[Wrongway]

Probably sell well in a joke shop. "Look this one writes too" :wink:

 

[paulm]

So Brian is turning to the dark side. He'll be turning out pink plastic shaped penis pens in no time at all... the new pppp

 

[wm460]

I never thought I would see Brian going for crap like this?

 

[donwatson]

Remember Brian, a polished turd is still just a turd

 

[Walter]

Irish arithmetic: Tree and a turd plus tree and a turd plus tree and a turd is ten.

 

[Penpal]

Dont be deturd.

 

[Dalboy]

If you are giving it away I hope you are supplying a SH**Y pen kit to go with it Neil You know that you are going to be stuck with it so just turn it and let us all see the end results.

 

[Bill Mooney]

People complain about the smell of acrylic, gawd knows what this will smell like when you turn it Brian.

 

[Jimjam66]

Not sure if it looks more like a dildo that got shoved into a hot box (sorry, couldn't resist) or a very sad asparagus tip ...

 

[Lons]

Going to have a lot of fun gluing the tube in, I think gloves and a bucket of disinfectant might be in order

 

[rayf6604]

You could market it as copralite.

I am off to see what's in the cat's litter tray.

Walter, do you think of I soaked a cat poo in enough CA it would harden it enough to be turned?

 

[Dalboy]

Walter, do you think of I soaked a cat poo in enough CA it would harden it enough to be turned?

Just leave it in the sun for a few days or dry it in the oven when the wife is away for a 3 month holiday

 

[Walter]

Walter, do you think of I soaked a cat poo in enough CA it would harden it enough to be turned?

It might, but it would worry me what would happen if you hit a bit that wasn't fully stabilised whilst turning it.

 

[Penpal]

It might, but it would worry me what would happen if you hit a bit that wasn't fully stabilised whilst turning it.

Probably think you were working with Walnut.

Peter.

 

[rowdyyates115]

Phooooooooo