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Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstasy directly into their mouths.

This dangerous process is known as 'E by gum


In the town of Shrewsbury, they say it depends on which side of the river you're from as to whether you pronounce it "Shr-oo-sbury" or "Shr-ow-sbury".
It's the same in Dewsbury. One side of the river it's pronounced "Dyoosbury" and on the other side it's known as "Pak - i - stan".


A blunt and straight talking Barnsley lad wakes up one morning with a sore anus, so he goes to the local village shop and says to the assistant, "Na then lad, has tha got any arse cream?"
"Certainly," replies the assistant. "Do you want Magnum or Cornetto?"
 
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